Joke of the Day #4

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a

second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my

gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the

gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd

gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her

hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."



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Joke of the Day #3

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her

husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without

surgery."The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?""Just rub toilet paper between

them."Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?""I don't know, but it worked

for your ass."




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