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we're praying for you all...
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god bless u all...

Joke of the Day #4

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a

second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my

gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the

gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd

gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her

hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."



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Joke of the Day #3

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her

husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without

surgery."The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?""Just rub toilet paper between

them."Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?""I don't know, but it worked

for your ass."




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Joke of the Day #2

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his

meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He

begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to

see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the

meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"Then the waitress says,

"You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."




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Joke of the Day #1

Small World

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course", comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Scotland", replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland."

"Of Course", replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?"

"Aberdeen", comes the reply.

"I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's have another drink to Aberdeen."

"Of course", replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Andrews", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The MacClyde twins are drunk again."

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Tagged by Xin Ying

1_ 大名:　Chun Chee
2_ 生日:　May 2nd
3_ 谁传给你的（记得回LINK）:　Xin Ying
4_ 生日想拿到什么礼物:　Anything
5_ 最近压力大的事:　Studies
6_ 想做的事:　Pei her
7_ 有没有喜欢的人:　got
8_ 跟谁出去最幸福+快乐:　family + her
9_ 如果你的好朋友吵架了,你会怎么做:　stand beside see...haha..
10_ 最想和别人去那里:　Overseas
11_ 圣诞节想做什么:　Enjoy
12_ 最想跟谁庆祝圣诞节: her
13_ 最近在做什么: online
14_ 有几个兄弟姐妹: 2
15_ 最喜欢的一首英文/华文歌:　Down - Jay Sean ft Lil Wayne
16_ 喜欢什么颜色:　Green
17_ 上厕所会不会冲水:　of coz
18_ 喜欢男还是女生:　girl
19_ 最想大大声说什么: **** ***
20_ 半夜敢不敢上厕所:　dare
21_ 你现在最恨谁:　No one
22_ 现在喜欢做什么:　online
23_ 睡相好不好看:　　huh?
24_ 现在的时间:　5:35pm
25_ 是否厌恨传给你这卷子的人:　nope
26_ 体重多少:　70kg
27_ 今天天气:　yup
28_ 如果忙完了你最想做什么:　anything
29_ 失眠后会怎样:　bo lat
30_ 你晚上睡觉会不会尿床:　when small like baby
31_ 你晚上睡觉会不会流口水:　yupyup
32_ 你有没有吃过夜宵:　yupyup
33_ 近期开心的事:　everything
34_ 自由对你来说重要吗: yupyup
35_ 你觉得在朋友当中谁最性感:　hmm.......mai say better xD
36_ 你觉得你比较笨还是聪明:　clever!!!!!
37_ 你比较喜欢爸爸还是妈妈:　both!!
38_ 你现在最想看到谁:　of coz its her and every friends
39_ 你爱看戏吗:　yupyup
40_ 你敢向你讨厌的人说"我恨你吗?:　of coz

++附加问题++

41_ 你打算几时结婚啊:　not sure wor
42_ 你喜欢你的生活吗:　yupyup
43_ 相信塔罗牌吗:　hmm....
44_ 睡觉前所做的事情:　kencing...
45_ 你的偶像:　myself xP
46_ 你喜欢的季节:　winter
47_ 最想去的地方:　everywhere
48_ 最讨厌怎样的性格的人:　gao bin put
49_ 你会抽烟吗:　nope
50_ 你会喝酒吗:　nope
51_ 你常哭吗:　nope
52_ 你常笑吗: 　all the time
53_ 想睡到几点: 　as late as possible
54_ 朋友和情人你会选谁:　lover then go on to friends...ahahhaahha
55_ 机会+命运你会选谁:　both
56_ 你很自恋吗:　yupyup
57_ 你有穿耳洞吗:　bo wor
58_ 这问卷多不多:　nope
59_ 喜欢吃冰吗:　yupyup
60_ 现在幸福吗:　yupyup
61_ 最在乎谁:　hmm...mai say
62_ 房间里最重要的东西是什么:　bed to sleep!!
63_ 没有朋友你会怎么做:　find find find
64_ 如果天使给你实现一个愿望,你想要什么:　everyone to be healthy (see..i so guai)
65_ 这个问题废吗:　yup
67_ 喜欢那个水果:　watermelon
68_ 最怕人家问你什么:　not scare they ask anything
69_ 喜欢下雪吗:　yupyup
70_ 下辈子要做什么:　god!
71_ 希望再被tag吗:　yupyup
72_ 没事做你喜欢等人吗:　okok lo
73_ 你吃饱了没有？：yupyup

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Safe trip..

Yay!!

I safely back to penang d...

I'll upload the pics to fb soon...


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